My mom: My friend suggested I feed Jasmine (mom's long-haired cat) some catnip to calm her down so I can cut her hair.
Me: Mom, you know that makes them high, right?
My mom: Well, if she gets doped up I can definitely cut her hair, can't I?
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Monday, July 19, 2010
Ribbed by a 6-year-old
Me: *spot Eclipse cup from Burger King on the floor* Alex get that cup off the floor before it gets chewed up.
Alex: I have water in it.
Me: Well I want to keep it nice because it has my movie people on it.
Alex: Oh yeah, and Jacob. 'Cause you loooove Jacob. *puts cup on the table and walks away grinning*
Thursday, July 8, 2010
New for Summer: Talas and Alexes
Tala, speaking to Alex: I'm drawing a map of our house, and Abby's house, and Taylor's house. *gasp* TAYLOR'S PARTY! I forgot, I'm invented to it, and you're invented too!
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